You suck.

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[text] To answer your question, an elephant weighs around 10,000 pounds. Or a male does. A female is usually smaller.
[text] I can’t believe I actually looked that up, you were so slammed when you sent me that text.
[text] It’s 2am I’ve got nothing better to do.

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text] I’m sorry I’m so awkward, why don’t I talk to you much. Oh right I’m kind of dumb yeah this is going in my drafts.

 Send ☠ for a threatening message

[text] I’m going to sit on you the next time I see you.

(this just in, I can’t be threatening. Sorry.)

 Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] Do you like cuddles? Because I like cuddles. If you like cuddles, we should cuddle. Because cuddles are nice, and I like cuddling with nice people. And you’re a nice person. So we should cuddle.
[text] … I can’t believe I just sent you that.

 Send ♣ for a drunk message

[text] so i foiund out that
[text] i relally like to grope rnadom peopels butts when imd runk
[text] i just slapped inthe faace can you pck me up?